California Cinnamon Roll
a rather strange s-xual encounter with a blonde woman, in which she first gives a male partner a blumpkin, allows him to j-zz in her hair, and then proceeds to wipe his -ss with her luscious golden locks. she then disseminates the revolting combination of excrement and s-m-n in her hair with a brush or comb, and puts her hair up into a bun (hence cinnamon roll). this practice is experiencing staggering increases in popularity, particularly in california.
did you hear about that new thing, the california cinnamon roll? i want to try it with my girlfriend, but she’d have to bleach her hair.
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