california crabwalk
when you c-m in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. you then have to crabwalk (you’re on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don’t spill any c-m.
my friend andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn’t leak his load juice on the carpet.
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