california redwoods


real thick thighs that look like dem big trees they be driving through in california. you know what i’m talkin bout?
d-mn! dat gurl thick! she got dem california redwoods too cuz!
when a male (usually a teenager) m-st-rb-t-s too much and his p-n-s appears red due to skin loss.
khalil: hey man, i m-st-rb-t-d like five times today.
cody: yeah, your d-ck looks like a california redwood.
june, july, august redwoods is the place to be! cool nice
the rain in california redwoods keeps mexicans away. why u ask, ” it remove brown stain they become spanish! “. california redwoods is a mexican free zone.

city of ” hay fork ” is another mexican free zone. everyone knows your name. hayfork cafe best pie for 50 miles.

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