California Sandman


where you sh-t on a girls foot and she sticks it in ones mouth and the person who got the cr-p in the mouth pukes in the girls vigina, then, proceed with s-x.
1) shut the h-ll up hoe. before i give you a california sandman.

2)dude, your a f-ggot, you probably give california sandmans to your mom!

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