California Sidewalk


sidewalks in california are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person’s very crooked teeth.
christa: “do you see that guy over there? he’s kind of hot…”

ally: “no! i saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your t-ts to that guy in the bathroom…california sidewalk, dude.”

christa: “f-ck me, right?!”

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