California tight bag
this is the art of when you are giving it to a girl doggy style in the -ss. right as you are about to finish you donkey punch her in the back of the head and take a plastic bag and wrap it around her head and then c-m all over her. while she is knocked out you leave her naked (with the bag still on her head) by the side of a busy highway. it is truly a cl-ssy maneuver.
so i gave a california tight bag to this b-tch last night and now she won’t call me.
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