Call of Duty Shit
when a person attempts to have a bowel movement whilst in the intermission of a online call of duty match. the player attempts to complete this sh-t and get back in time before the next match starts. these bowel movements range from one to two minutes, depending on whether or not the player wipes, washes their hands, or cares how much of the next match they miss.
joe- ” i’ll be right back, i gotta take a sh-t.”
bob- “you better make it a call of duty sh-t, or your going to miss the next match!”
dad- “hurry up son, we’re going to be late to your game!”
son- “i’ll make it quick, it’ll be a call of duty sh-t.”
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