Calvary Chapel Murrieta


a “school” that was founded in 1990. since then it has dedicated itself to covering youths ears and shouting ” lalalalala we cant hear you! lalalalalalala”. the math department consists of a sub-standard curriculum. one would be able to p-ss the geometry final by putting “jesus” for every answer. the english department curriculum is p-ssed on protestant ideals. during the study of the scarlet letter, the teacher tried convincing students that the puritans were right! history consists of everything that involved christians. according to them, the muslims started the crusades. every student is required to take a bible cl-ss each year. in the case that you graduate in your junior year and recieve a state accepted diploma with the schools name on it, you are still not allowed to walk at graduation, simply because you dont have 4 years of bible. all students are required to attend chapel, where we are force feed calvary’s hypercritical view on christianity. if you have s-x, you’re a sinner and are going to h-ll. if you drink, you’re a sinner and are going to h-ll. if you go into the military instead of going to a christian college, you’re a sinner and are going to h-ll.
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once a very large, very ‘brain-washed’ society of zombie staff, is now a revolutionized community of new teachers and kids that are smarter than previous ‘rich brats’ that once attended.

having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.

taking a more ‘liberal’ and ‘open’ aspect to their education surrounding the bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. however, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.

as for the bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven’t taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. but, they have employed more proficient bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children’s heads.

still as expensive as h-ll, though.
students of 2006-2011: “g-d, i f-cking hate calvary chapel murrieta. i can’t wait to leave to blahblahblah next year – i’m never coming back to this sh-t hole!”

students of 2012-2015: “you know what? calvary isn’t that bad any more… once they got rid of that f-cking b-tch that used to be principle, now it’s somehow manageable. i think i’ll stick it through ’til next year… still as expensive as h-ll though.”

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