Cambodian Trouser Snake
noun: an endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. it is always ready to attack the female humans – in some cases male – in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; often exaggerated in size.
person a: “oh my, there’s a snake in there!”
person b: “it looks like my cambodian trouser snake has gotten loose! we should try and tame it before it attacks.”
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