a place where you send your kids so that you and your spouse can smoke your older children’s confiscated drugs. advertised as being a place to “make memories, make friends, and make a difference”, in reality you only remember having ent-tled kids give you sh-t, making friends with other counselors over your hatred for the kids, and the kids making a difference in your life through your intensified desire to step in front of traffic on route 7.
“now that school is over, how do i get rid of my b-tch -ss kids?”
“send them to camp gordyland!”
- arctic *rg*sm
when you are stuck on an iceberg with a partner of the same s-x and you both need to have an -rg-sm so you both decide to say no h-m- and have the greatest s-x of your life. i was with bobby on the iceberg and we decided to have an arctic -rg-sm
ademir gives no f-cks! ademir is one s-xy mother f-cker and he gives no f-cks
rurr: short for rari, or short for businesses is boomin’, or short for my d-ck hurts i got a glock on my rurr, 17 shots no 38. ow, wtf bro why did you punch my in the b-lls, rurr!
- denison law
the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates. more aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high. “how’s the relationship going?” “not so well. denison law just came in full force.”
individual puddles of s-m-n jack -j-c-l-t-d on mary and left five splodgelets on her back. jack handed mary the tissue box and said, “here, clean those splodgelets off yourself b-tch.”