canadian birthday present


when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his d-ck in her mouth, c-mshots, then cuts his d-ck off leaving it in the girls mouth
jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

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  • Canadian Squirter

    (noun). n.: a proper mixture of squirt soda and canadian club whiskey. served over ice. originated by michael sumrow. “the best nhl play-off drink is a constant flow of canadian squirters!!” “mike gave me 2 tall canadian squirters last night and let me tell you no one does it like mike!”

  • Canadian Tuxedo

    denim jacket and jeans nice canadian tuxedo denim dan made popular by the movie super troopers when the sargeant appears wearing a denim jacket with a pair of jeans (could be matching or not) you see someone wearing jeans and a jean jacket…”hey denim dan, nice canadian tuxedo” an outfit consisting of a denim jacket […]

  • capshaw

    verb. to get an acting role in a production based on connection with the producer(s) or filmmaker(s), especially applicable when the end result is poorly received. derived from kate capshaw and the misconception that her cringe-worthy role in “indiana jones and the temple of doom” was a result of her romance with director steven spielberg. […]

  • Carpet Fart

    the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart. the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound. i was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted. i was with […]

  • carrot cutters

    large, protruding front teeth similar to those of a rabbit. “did you see the carrot cutters on that guy?” “yeah. those are some awfully big chiclets for such a small pie hole.”


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