Canadian Cement Mixer


the act of spreading a person’s -ss cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open -n-s. epoxy is then applied to the cheeks and held closed until dry.
“oh man, check out my b-tt! i just got a canadian cement mixer from marco!”

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