Canadian Jamjob
originated in canada, the canadian jamjob is a form of non penetrative s-x involving manual stimulation of the p-n-s with the hand. unlike a handjob, the jamjob involves the use of a fruit preserve (i.e. jam) to act as a lubricant for both the recipients pleasure, and that of the giver if they so wish to engage in f-ll-t– later on.
it is rumoured that jam was originally used by women during s-x to simulate blood during role play whilst pretending to loose their virginity.
guy 1: “so what happened in amsterdam?”
guy 2: “nothing much man, i hooked up with a canadian chick and she beat me off with jam”
guy 2: “man thats dope, what the f-ck, she gave you a canadian jamjob ? ahahahaha”
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