Canadian Love Letter
a disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by sh-tting on the hood of another’s car.
justice revenge canada’s #1 export poo
stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol’ canadian love letter would serve justice most apropo.
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