Canadian Photographer


when someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person’s gouche.
oooga and smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 b.c.
“smooga, you got dirt in your gouche,” said oooga.
“could oooga get it for me?” responded smooga.
“glad to help.”
little did oooga and smooga know that they had performed the first canadian photographer in history.

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