Canadian Two By Four


noun.
plural: canadian two by fours.

definition: two 4×4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4×8 board. invented by a canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
this section is supported by canadian two by fours, so it’s not going anywhere.

Read Also:

  • neck waddle

    the fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey’s neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet…again ) the 500 pound secretary at the dmv had a neck waddle as big […]

  • Chode Hartzell

    a person by the name of chode hartzell.go to mysp-ce and search her, she’s a roleplayer who attacks people in bulletins ’cause she has no other life. seriously…what kind of name is chode? fffrreeaaaakkkk. person a: did you see what chode hartzell said in her bulletin? person b: which one? she spams up my bulletin […]

  • Pant Drag

    the act of breaking wind in one location, and taking the gaseous contents to another location, due to it being temporarily trapped in pants/trousers. “did you fart outside, because i think you’re suffering from pant drag.”

  • Kroppei

    see also: kroppsinator, dr. kroppeldikropp, kroppsin, kroppinger, kropp talking much intelligent bullsh-t, hyperactive, cool, and an all around nice guy. he is a bit gay though sometimes. not very good at english. kroppei only exists once.

  • Pants Man

    a ladies man; a womaniser chad: watch goob pull the moves on this chick, he will definitely take her to bed tonight. ash: yeah he is a real pants man used to describe a charming, handsome man who likes a piece of -ss and will do anything to get his beautiful hands on it. since […]


Disclaimer: Canadian Two By Four definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.