Canandian Beltbuckle


when you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. helps protect from the dreaded “pitchin’ a tent” look. do not use if shirtless.
“i popped a b-n-r in cl-ss so i used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity.”

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