cancer kazoo
an electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or mr. microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like cancer. the resulting “voice” is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone – but it’s all you got at that point. what’s sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat “weathered”, “leathery”, or “rugged” to add a visual scare with the auditory one.
ned from south park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.
i thought a cylon from the original battlestar galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
a smoker’s tracheotomy tube
jimbo still smokes salems through his cancer kazoo. that’s just wrong.
the annoying wheeze of a smoker.
i can’t hear this dude on the phone over the cubicle queen’s fricking cancer kazoo.
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