Candy Cain WheelChair
in a three sum with 2 guys and a girl. the two guys shove candy canes up the d-ck hole. one guy puts it in her -ss and the other one in her p-ssy. and the one who makes her squirt first wins.
who one in that candy cain wheelchair last night. yay it was a close call but i just got it in time.
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