cankle kisser


a middle aged man who hides in a woman’s room stall at airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.
tammy, your infected corns can wait i just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

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