Canned Pilgrims


a delicious thanksgiving dessert, which originated in florida as a subst-tute for cannibalism. though it is advertised as being made from authentic mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.
my family is making t-rducken, cranberries, and canned pilgrims for our thanksgiving feast.

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