cant be fucked


oh whatever f-ck wit. do you think i can be f-cked with your sh-t.
choke on a c-ck… you can’t be f-cked my -ss. go away d-ck sucking rhino.
aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.
“man, i really can’t be f-cked changing the channel, let’s just watch springer.”

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