can’t listen to my dick anymore
the point in a man’s life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
friend #1: omg look at that latin chick – her body is banging – dude, she’s checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.
friend #2: she does have a sweet booty, but i can’t listen to my d-ck anymore – i’ve got a girlfriend.
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