Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs’ Sydrome Baby Escapee


a baby whose parents are r-t-rded and have cancer. when the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large gl-ss of syrup. before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the gl-ss, and escapes.
mathew and josh are both a cantarded maple syrup downs’ sydrome baby escapee.

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