capmilla the rhino
capmilla the rhino is a member of the 06 downquad circus. in her spare time, capmilla the rhino enjoy p–ping and pimping all over the floor. not to mention, capmilla the rhino collects enoromous bling-bling shower caps, riveled only by boffo the p–p-ing giraffe. also, note that capmilla lurks in closets at midday with white trash tonys.
capmilla the rhino aspires to be the lead p–per of the 06 downquad, which is currently held by elmer the p–p-master in action. campilla the rhino stands no chance at this vetran p–per. in fact, to succeed, she must first train by wearing depends!. muhohoho.
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