captain crankypants
a pitiful excuse of a manbaby who gets off by imagining he is better than everyone else, but can’t handle even the slightest bit of turbulence without flying off the handle.
when lior was accused of being a captain crankypants, he stormed out of the room, but not before he yelled at his kids for no good reason.
noun: manchild who feels as though he is the center of the universe. when faced with the possibility of a brief moment of needed patience and letting someone else have the limelight, hebaby throws a tantrum. only way to feed him is by serving large doses of inflated ego.
the thought of having to spend another second in a room full of people who did not find him the most attractive person led captain crankypants to leave in a huff.
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