Captain Gayhab
an insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. also a nod to “captain ahab” from herman melville’s moby d-ck, so one can appear h-m-phobic and well read at the same time. fantastic.
“hey captain gayhab, haven’t you a brown whale to harpoon?”
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