Captain Gaylord


a total douchebag named tim from the oc (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. has been known to have freaky s-x on matt’s coffee table. warning: -ss cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
“d-mn it adrian, you didnt really invite captain g-yl-rd to europe with us did you?”

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