captain jew gold
the captain of the jewish gold reserves. commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. rides a magic sleigh. wears red robes and winter gear. delivers presents. is not santa claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
jewish boy: look it’s santa!
(gets h-t by rabbi)
jewish boy: i mean, look it’s captain jew gold!
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