Captain Phlegm-Ahem
the act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
thar he blows again! much to everyone’s annoyance, captain phlegm-ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.
hey john, stick a cough drop in it pal! or; better yet, stop being such a moby d-ck call in sick!
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