captain ricky red beard
aka: professor captain ricky red beard
he travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. he uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival alex garcia who is the scourage of the eighth sea. his adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and garcia still lives.
“oh sh-t its captain ricky red beard…
…he’s a professor”
-alex garcia
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