Captain Ridiculous


the drunkest person at the bar/party/family dinner. encourages everyone around them to drink more, often ordering rounds of shots and not paying for them.
jane: did you see her puking all over the bartender?
john: yeah, she’s captain ridiculous every weekend.

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