Captain Smash-A-Ho


the complete polar opposite of a captain save-a-ho. usually just smashes the ho and doesn’t buy her gucci bags and fancy dinners. usually if lucky, the ho gets a happy meal and a newport.
tyrese: ayo ma dude, are you gunna captain save a ho that alexa rae ho? she was feelin you ma dude.
laquam: na yo, i just had to captain smash-a-ho and didn’t even give her a ride home
tyerese: thats grimey ma n-gg-
laquam: na ma dude, i gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a n-gg- was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets

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