Car Mitzvah
1. when the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it’s the best time to get rid of it, and do a mitzvah to your pocket.
2. donate a piece of junk car to a jewish charity organization
i did a car mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity
that special time in a car’s life, at the age of thirteen, when it becomes a man.
“you can’t sell your twelve-year-old audi… it hasn’t had it’s car mitzvah yet!”
when one non-jew is in the car alone with three jews. by doing this he undergoes a car mitzvah and is officially jewish
phil has car mitzvahs every time he rolls with those fly jewish mothaf-ckas chester, kern, and roo baggins
the act of donating an old junker car to your local jewish charity.
i did a car mitzvah for the jewish family & children’s service of southern arizona.
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