carbon cockprint
the amount of co2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of s-xual gratification
“you’re going all the way to manchester to sh-g that bird? your carbon c-ckprint will be m-ssive!”
the artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the gl-ss, and pushes the print b-tton.
as the gl-ss was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, i suspect that the janitor was making carbon c-ckprints all night.
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