cardboard pizza


n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly cr-ppy crust.

a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.
“hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and i’ll get us a movie.”

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