cardboard tshirt
an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up s-m-n after a s-xual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.
mom: “i washed that disgusting shirt i found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?”
teen: “g-d d-mn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt.”
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