carded for buying a pacifier


describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren’t even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
yooou watch yu-gi-oh?! you probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

the little boy who came to the superfresh to try and buy a pack of camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

little johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

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