care police
a police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
lit. teacher: “hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play.”
me: “wow… someone call the care police.”
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……_____//____?____\______
—-o——–care-police—-@)
—–`–(@)=====+====(@)-
a fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.
him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11
me: care police?
a word used when someone has posted a whine post on forums.
<...............___@@@___
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----,o-----carepolice -_- -----@)
----`----(@)=========(@)-`
> omg hax, he ganked me for the 4th time!
< please, call the carepolice
a police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
lit. teacher: "hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."
me: "wow... someone call the care police."
...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------care-police----@) nee nor nee nor
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-
stupid gay teaches pets who dob on everysingle little thing u do!
"f-ck dude i smoked a bit last night"
care police then tells ya 'rents or teaches and ya get busted
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