care police


a police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
lit. teacher: “hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play.”

me: “wow… someone call the care police.”
……………___@@@__
……_____//____?____\______
—-o——–care-police—-@)
—–`–(@)=====+====(@)-
a fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.
him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11
me: care police?
a word used when someone has posted a whine post on forums.

<...............___@@@___ ......____//_____?___\\_____ ----,o-----carepolice -_- -----@) ----`----(@)=========(@)-` > omg hax, he ganked me for the 4th time!
< please, call the carepolice a police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives. lit. teacher: "hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play." me: "wow... someone call the care police." ...............___@@@__ ......_____//____?____\______ ----o--------care-police----@) nee nor nee nor -----`--(@)=====+====(@)- stupid gay teaches pets who dob on everysingle little thing u do! "f-ck dude i smoked a bit last night" care police then tells ya 'rents or teaches and ya get busted

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