carlisle story
a carlisle story (loosely based on english professional footballer who plays as a central defender for championship side burnley.) is a story told to an audience that has a beginning, a middle, and then just ends. there is a bunch of stuff in the story, but only useless background information that n-body really needs to know about. however, there is no climax (see also: carlisle’s s-xual abilities), and no end. when you are listening to a “carlisle” speak, and at the point you think to yourself, “wait is that it”? that is the end of the story
example carlisle story: i had to go to the mall so i grabbed by hat, my banana, my $.45 and my… interesting story about the 45 cents. the machine cheated me out of it. anyways, so i’m there at the mall, and i had a fruit cup.
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