Carolina Clam Bake
after a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from edisto to charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long p-ssed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 jeep cherokee you are riding in.
the moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
the outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
“holy f-cking sh-t, sean!” exclaimed ryan. “i have been trapped in this p-ssymobile for 3 hours and it is f-cking killing me!”
“relax, bro,”replied matt. “it’s just a carolina clam bake.”
“what in the f-ck are you talking about?” replied ryan. “it smells like a fisherman’s taint!”
“that’s only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!” matt replied.
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