carpe hangoverem
“seize the hangover.” to turn a hangover into a trance-like fit of productivity.
colleague 1: dude, my brain is fried. me and dentist jeff were shooting fernet until moonset. how am i gonna get any work done?
colleague 2: carpe hangoverem, colleague. carpe hangoverem.
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