a cl-ssy way to say: seize the p-ssy. used by effete liberal intellectuals
donald trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his cl-ss and intellect by stating, “carpe pussum!”
used to describe a gaggle (or “f-ggle” as it were) of single g-y men, that live together in a common goose-sh-t strewn compound property, sometimes lacking the regular use of bathing facilities for personal hygiene, and more often than not found to be smug and naive of the realities of the outside world. they are […]
- wet log
pertaining to a hard p-n-s soaked in its own s-m-n due to s-x with ones own hand. i don’t have a girlfriend, so every time i m-st-rb-t- its a wet log.
s-snap c-chat m- me t- that d-d-ck scmtd in my dm
a really f-cked up fanfiction/s about ron(ald) weasley and his erotic love for chicken. although this is harry potter we’re talking about, these kind of stories are not recommended for children under 18 dude 1: i read a story about chickron, it was amazing! dude 2: dafuq is chickron? dude 1: a story about ron […]
the art of a woman not wearing a bra . wingsuitn’ is to bras, like comando is to underwear. “i was running so late this morning i forgot to put on my bra so i’m wingsuitn’ it today.” “whoa, headlights 12 o’clock!” “yeah, she’s totally wingsuitn’ it!”