carpet kaleidoscope


the puddle of vomit on the floor. typically indoors hence the “carpet” prefix.

show’s evidence of one’s last meal and therefore consists of many colours. hence, “kaleidoscope”.

strangely, all spew consists of carrot’s and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
“i feel sick…”
“don’t you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!”
—barf—”
“eeeuuuwww duuuuude!”

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