carry on bag
noun: human or animal r-ct-m utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.
“gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn’t let the band down.”
the act of pulling the condom over the t-st-cl-s as well as the p-n-s in order to enhance s-xual pleasure or just for warmth. some swimmers have also been known to use the carry on bag technique for better hydrodynamic movement.
michael phelps broke the world record again! but you could definitely tell he carry on bagged the sh-t outta that race.
dude i heard jay brought a carry on bag while he was f-ckin mich-lle and she loved it!
airliner lingo for someone who is pregnant or who has a baby.
boy, dont mess with her, she’s got a carry on!
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