a b-n-r, usually a weiner that is hard
this girl was grinding on me and i got a cartilage lift. i was like h-lls yea.
a name for smaller than average jugs,t-ts, or b–bs used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of t-ts to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs only used to define chick’s br–sts…guys just have man-b–bs not cartons guy #1: that asian has some nice cartons guy […]
- carving a statue
the act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy t-rd. normally done with considerable pain. may tear hemorrhoids free. we could hear stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. he must have been carving a statue.
a company or person who overcharges in business transactions the cell phone company i use is the biggest cashmonger of them all.
- Casket Case
(a spinoff from basket case). a person who, with the -ssistance of cosmetic surgery, has that just made-up open-casket state of plastic perfection in their face. she: have you seen john travolta lately? me: yeah, he’s a real casket case, eh.
- Casual Abortion
the act of walking into a planned parenthood or pharmacy and asking for the morning after pill (plan b), casually. thinking of having s-x without a condom, birth control, etc.? it’s time for a casual abortion, aka plan b. “did we have s-x last night?” plan b “did we use a condom? where is the […]