cartoon sex


1.- zany, kooky, bizarre love-making that is actually less for love and more for entertainment. could involve costumes, drug abuse or disproportionate anatomy.

2.- actual s-x with a cartoon character.
things were pretty crazy last night with the two of us dressed in costumes and the weird lighting in his apartment. we were going at it in ways that, in retrospect, defy the laws of physics. we had cartoon s-x.

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