cat driving a bus
a term that was born on aots- mostly kevin, because kevin is a genius. also it basically means turning frantically from side to side. . . as if scratching like a cat would when said cat sees a plastic mouse, or a real one. it also helps if you meow.
kevin stop yelling at the intern, you’re like a cat driving a bus.
a term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.
producer: we’re calling the new car segment “rides, whips and hoons.”
kevin: what the h-ll is a hoon?
producer: you know, it’s what you youngsters call…hmmm…
kevin: i swear it’s like a “cat driving a bus.”
producer: just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
kevin: sorry sir, can i get you some more coffee.
a frantic or silly act
that guy needs to relax, he looks like a cat driving a bus
used to describe sudden and radical decisions.
-he changed the meeting time from 5:00 to 12:00 and now to 7:00
d@mn!! it’s like a cat driving a bus!
a fuzzy cat that drives a bus..
dude i totally saw a “cat driving a bus.”
im driving a bus meoooowowww!!!!nyaaaaa! -crash-
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