Catalina Ranch Mixer


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng inside of a girl while she is on her period. after doing so, the c-m and the blood mix together into a single fluid, which is a catalina ranch mixture.
terren: “dammit dude! i blacked out and brought this chick home last night. apparently she was on her period and my drunk -ss busted a nut inside of her.”
steven: “that’s gross! i bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! you gave that hoe the f-cking catalina ranch mixer!!!”

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