Catalonian Sausage Factory
a group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy sh-ts, they then tie their p-n-s’ to the belt so they become covered in the sh-t, they guy whose c-ck seems least covered in sh-t has to suck all the other guys off and clean their c-cks of sh-t, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the sh-t falls into his mouth.
girl 1: si your mouth tastes really weird today, i dont want to kiss you any more
guy 1: sorry anisha me and the boys set up an catalonian sausage factory last night, and my c-ck is so small i couldnt get it fully covered in sh-t
girl 1: what the f-ck thats sick, i’m dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to
guy 1: sh-t man, if only i hadnt agreed ot that catalonian sausage factory… what am i saying, its the best f-cking thign ever
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